Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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