I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
organizing the empties. That sober.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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