We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
