She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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