can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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