just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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