So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
