Pregnant stripper...not hot.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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