She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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