Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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