I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
