he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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