I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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