Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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