Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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