who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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