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honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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