You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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