I'm really into asian looking animals
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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