TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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