how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just had sex on a roof
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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