They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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