Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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