its not stalking. its research.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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