Sry I called you an 8
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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