Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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