YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Enjoy the penises
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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