There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Help me help you realize you are a moron
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Randomize
