doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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