I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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