You're so nebulous sometimes
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
