are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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