I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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