he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
do herpes really smell.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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