so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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