I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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