I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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