We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I am one with the molecules
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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