birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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