kristin has been a bad kristin
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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