Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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