that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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