Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
it's great music for shaving your balls
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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