hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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