I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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