Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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