OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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