You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
third nipple confirmed
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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