smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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