just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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