doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Enjoy the penises
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Randomize
