like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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